Thursday, 17 January 2013

Saze, that's me!

If I impale spark plugs into Mr Him’s brain would it jump-start our limp sex-life or turbo-boost him out of here? I may as well be the only one in this damn relationship. When was the last time my Mr Him lifted a single nicotine-stained digit to hoover up? I can’t even remember and I’ve been with him for what seems like a life sentence. I’ve borne his spawn, cleaned his stinky-walk-on-their-own-crusty-socks, endured his proclamations of insincere love, and tolerated his affection to “co-workers” (female of course) but why have I disappeared?
Am I searching for something that doesn’t exist? Yearning for appreciation where none is due?
This blog will be my diary. I must figure out the blogging app on my new phone. I’m not telling Mr Him, this will be my venting platform, my own little secret - hell, he wants his blue shirt ironed, must stop typing as would be a shame to tear Mr Him from whatever he’s doing, like plucking his eyebrows or wearing himself out channel-hopping.

Posted: 19:02     0 Sazements

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Excerpt from the novel, Lies Love Tells by Gina Dickerson available on all Amazon sites, SmashwordsKobo,  itunesNookSonyDiesel 
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It is written in a blog format and this why there are comments in the posts - they are fictional and part of the story (comments are called "Sazements" in the novel).

Introducing Saze Monnivan...

Saze Monnivan’s Profile.

Age: 31 years.

Gender: Female.

Location: Often found inside own head or wandering streets of Eastcove.

Relationship Status: Well there’s a man who lives in my flat and I think I’m engaged to him; don’t know if he agrees.

My links: Saze Monnivan

Likes: Cupcakes, dreaming of a better life, fantasising, my hair – its long, conker coloured, and curly so what’s not to love?

Dislikes: Selfishness, men who adjust themselves in public, people without manners, stepping in dog poo.

About Me: Confused most of the time. Cupcake/Biscuit/Cake Addict. “Real job”: Office-Worker, Mother, FiancĂ©e/Cook/Cleaner (although little or no reward for this full-time position).

Aspirations: To have a whole cupboard full of designer shoes. Too vapid? Okay, to be myself again.

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Lies Love Tells FREE

While I'm working on my second novel I'm offering my debut novel, Lies Love Tells, for FREE (until the end of this Friday) over on Smashwords in various e-formats. Click here to visit the book's Smashwords page. It's also on Goodreads (although with a different cover) here.

About Lies Love Tells:

Saze is hoping for love. She never imagined murder and mayhem would find her too...

Fingers of suspicion scratch at Saze Monnivan, taunting that her partner, Mr Him, is not being honest. She unleashes her emotions into her blog diary and her real life takes a sharp turn providing her with the courage to finally stand up to Mr Him.
Unfortunately Mr Him’s not the only person Saze needs to be afraid of. Something awful is happening to young women in the town and their lives are being extinguished frighteningly early.
As Saze’s life peaks and falls spectacularly and her blog attracts interest and internet trolls, she can’t help wondering if her followers exist only in the virtual or whether she should be looking over her shoulder.
    Is Saze foolish to trust new faces, will she ever survive the terror she is engulfed by, and will she find the love she craves?

Thanks for stopping by, and of course, for reading. Off now to watch the snow from my desk...I mean write. Gina Dickerson.